Arthur C Clarke Spirit ‘Dismayed’ By Garmin/Suunto Row
Fans of Arthur C Clarke were stunned today when his spirit revealed “extreme disappointment” that the technology he proposed for
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Jesus declared ‘Still Messiah’ after cheating investigation
NAZARETH, ISRAEL – Following the publication of a report upholding claims of corruption and cheating by Jesus of Nazareth, many
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Runners Stop During Race Due To Lack Of Support
SUSSEX, UNITED KINGDOM – Popular 10K race ‘The Hoveathon’ was cancelled yesterday after all contestants stopped en masse during the race.
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Runner Demands Money Back After Hill Shock
Chamonix, France – runner Flore Vargas today demanded a refund of his entry fee and all associated travel expenses as
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Runner Wins Nobel Prize After Accidentally Inspiring Billions
When Isla Brinthoffa loaded up memegenerator.com, searched for an inspirational picture, and tapped in the simple message “Running taught me
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Ultra Runner Has Medal Stripped For Breaking Social Media Protocol
Bobby England, star of the USA ultra running team, has had his gold medal taken away for failing to mention
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Pokémon Go!
A man charged with indecent exposure to a nerd has insisted it was all just a misunderstanding. Damican Wongreaves of
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We Are All Awesome
I mean look at us. We run, right? We’re better than anyone else. We are thin, we are beautiful. We
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