Judge Throws Out Runner’s Negligence Case
A judge has thrown out a claim for negligence from a race competitor as organisers were able to use a
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Jesus declared ‘Still Messiah’ after cheating investigation
NAZARETH, ISRAEL – Following the publication of a report upholding claims of corruption and cheating by Jesus of Nazareth, many
Opinion
We Are All Awesome
I mean look at us. We run, right? We’re better than anyone else. We are thin, we are beautiful. We
Intolerant Runner Sues ‘Negligent’ Race
A runner is suing the race organisers of the Stewington Trail 10K for making him run through a wheat field,
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Arthur C Clarke Spirit ‘Dismayed’ By Garmin/Suunto Row
Fans of Arthur C Clarke were stunned today when his spirit revealed “extreme disappointment” that the technology he proposed for
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Baby-Jogging Runners Only Had Kids “To Be Twats”
Ever thought that the guy sailing past you in your parkrun pushing their kids in a buggy is just doing
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Only Running Blogger NOT To Be Nominated For Award Claims “Didn’t Want To Win Anyway”
Running blog cauliflourrunner.com has been given the dubious honour of being the only one of 18,486,347 running blogs not to
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Jesus declared ‘Still Messiah’ after cheating investigation
NAZARETH, ISRAEL – Following the publication of a report upholding claims of corruption and cheating by Jesus of Nazareth, many
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Runner escapes torturous job to run free
Bethany Swaddle used to be trapped in the horror that is known as the “Nine to Five”, but she bravely
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Runners Stop During Race Due To Lack Of Support
SUSSEX, UNITED KINGDOM – Popular 10K race ‘The Hoveathon’ was cancelled yesterday after all contestants stopped en masse during the race.
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It’s the taking part that counts – OFFICIAL
Race organisers will, from tomorrow, be forced to offer age category prizes by birth year and star sign, as part of
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Runner Demands Money Back After Hill Shock
Chamonix, France – runner Flore Vargas today demanded a refund of his entry fee and all associated travel expenses as
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